Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts

Wednesday, 31 October 2012

Horror Fiction: The Feast

Happy Halloween

Edward was ushered through the dining room and into the drawing room at the back of the house, suspecting guests were taken that route solely to admire the spread upon their arrival. The table was set with the finest dining settings Edward had ever seen. There before him spread a spectacular culinary sight; a display of fruit that blazed in a fury of colour at the centre of the regal twelve seated oak table. Wines lined the bar behind in age matured bottles eager to be tasted; the place-settings were accessorised with the purest silver cutlery, spotless and glimmering, and the finest china, leafed with gold.


  It was exactly as he would have had it, had he the means to host a dinner party such as this. But perhaps his luck was changing. The evening did promise the attendance of some of the most prestigious and wealthy folk of London and with it he so hoped the tides of his fortune would change.


  As a humble bank clerk, it was rather unexpected when Edward received his hand delivered invitation; which in itself was a small embossed work of art. However, he had always expressed his ambitions to progress, in business as well as socially, to those who could help that happen. He had always felt in his heart that he was destined for better things and that he was above the slow, irritating nobodies that swarmed him daily to the point of claustrophobia. And here was proof. Look at him now. He sat in the Chairman’s home, on the finest of leather armchairs with the finest of rugs beneath his black polished shoes, being offered the finest of whiskey in the finest of crystal. He allowed a moment to rest back in his chair while no one was watching, and he smiled.


Wednesday, 17 October 2012

The Rocky Horror Picture Show Is Screening At Vue Cinemas This Halloween


Tim Curry made Frank n Furter into the humanitarian icon he is today

Big news. The Rocky Horror Picture Show is due to be screened in Vue Cinemas from Halloween. This is mind blowing for two reasons: #1 if you have never seen this cult classic on the big screen then now is your chance (and there’s a opportunity to merge it with a Rocky Horror themed Halloween costume) and #2 This film features Susan Sarandon singing.
For those that haven’t yet seen this movie, I want to know why the fuck not? Does your brain reject camp awesomeness? I can’t believe that for a second.
But don’t despair, now is the perfect time to introduce yourself to the queerious world of Rocky Horror. It's easy, just decide which character you want to be and then continue to live out the rest of your life as said character.

Personally, I’ve been a Frank n Furter/Magenta hybrid for well over a decade.

Anyone who knows me knows I love all the things that make this movie great, namely:

Science Fiction




Wigs


Men dressed as women


This person


Murder


Wheelchairs



Lipstick teeth


This expression


A pearl necklace and rubber glove moment



Muscle worship


Disembodied mouth singing