Brandon Flowers Says He’s More Rock ‘n Roll Than Everyone

Brandon Flowers and Adam Levine are the same person, scientists recently announced

Some of you may remember The Killers, they had a good debut album out a few years ago then they disappeared. Well, they didn’t disappear as much as they did suck, which meant I stopped paying attention to them so they might as well have.

Well the frontman Brandon Flowers, who used to be hot but is now a Mormon or something, said this recently:

"I want to be myself. I live my life how I want to. Isn't that the idea of what rock and roll is? I am more rock and roll than just about anybody else that you're going to meet."


Apaz he gave up alcohol and cigarettes five years ago for Mormon reasons.

Hang on a sec, wasn’t this the guy who pretended to not be Mormon because his label wanted him to, then after establishing his fanbase "came out" of his Mormon closet?

That's so what I call being yourself, Flowers.

Isn’t this also the guy that in 2009 said in that his band should as big as Nirvana, saying he wanted to knock Nirvana and Led Zeppelin “off their pedestals”?

Isn’t this also the guy who wore this:

In response to the douche-baggery that is Brandon Flowers I’ve written a poem for him. I’ve called it Brandon Flowers can suck Nirvana’s dick.

Brandon Flowers is a Mormon

No one even cares

If Nirvana were still around

Kurt would pull out your hair

Your songs are blander than beige

Your image is lamer than lame

You think you rock the world, my friend

Looking like Adam Levine

So tell the world as much as you need

That you’re a big rock star

But when all things are said and done

Nirvana out-rock you by far

Those who are rock and roll never need to point out how rock and roll they are. Fact.