Showing posts with label Zombie Baby. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 7 November 2012

Series Dissect: The Walking Dead S03E04 - Killer Within


Spoiler Alert

Killer within will destroy all you think you know about TWD


I have only one word to describe TWD’s fourth episode: CARNAGE.

Total fucking carnage.

Finally, the show has its edge back. It’s TWD equivalent of G.R Martian’s A Storm Of Swords book 2, which if you’ve read will know what I mean. It’s TWD at its best. No one is safe; no one is above getting ripped the fuck up.

Pro:

We open before the credits to a mystery person cutting the gates of the prison and placing a bloody heart at the gates to lure walkers in. Who is it? Why are they doing that, we ask the person/imaginary friend sat next to us?

Pro:

For the first time in this season we see some light heartedness. The group are relaxed and are making plans for the future of the prison. Rick wants to grow crops, but doesn’t want to do it on walker rotted soil, so the boys set about disposing of all the walker bodies out of the prison. Happy Happy.


Con:

These people turn up again. I thought we were over this. But apparently they still want in on the Ricktatorship. But, alas, they are denied. T-Dog gets a line too. He feels that by not letting them in the group they’re as good as killing them. Well done T-Dog, keep it up. More of this and we might actually care about your character.


Pro:

More good news for the group, Hershel is back on his feet and seems to be coping well with being a uni-leg. I’m coming to like that he’s a tough old boot, is Hershel. Still be better dead though.


Con:

Over in Woodbury, Andrea’s vagina falls even deeper for the Gov, who, after such a big deal made about how he never reveals his name to anyone, tells her that it’s Phillip. Important.

Pro:

Michonne inspects the tank they brought in last week and sees the bullet holes and the blood that covers it. She subtly tells the Gov that she suspects them of being bandits.


Pro:

Merle wants to go and look for his brother Daryl, after Andrea tells him the location of Hershel’s farm. He wants Andrea for sexy time. 


Pro:

Merle asks the Gov for permission, but is told that the Gov needs him right where he is in Woodbury. What game is he playing? I’ll tell you what game. Zombie golf, that’s what. Four!



Con:

Andrea tells Michonne she wants them to stay in the village a few more days even though Michonne’s super instincts are telling her that they need to leave.

Pro:

Zombie Attack! Ruining the first smile-fucking between Rick and Lori in a long time, walkers burst in from the gate that was opened before the credits. Gore ensues. Uni-leg and daughter girl manage to get to a safe place for some reason.


Pro:

This happens to T-Dog:


Con:

Carol is still wearing this head wrap. Important:


Pro:

T-Dog throws himself to the walkers to save Carol. He's been bitten and knows he's dead anyway. Bye T-Dog, you were a great... I mean, I will miss... anyway, see ya.

Con:

Carol may have died anyway, as the group find her hideous headscarf on the floor next to a half eaten body. Clearly it didn't repel walkers like potential boyfriends, as was her plan.

Pro:

Rick and the boys struggle through their own security to get back inside the prison to help the rest of the gang.


Pro:

Lori starts to get contractions while on the run from walkers with Carl and Maggie. They hide in a boiler room and Maggie prepares to help Lori give birth. But something is wrong and Lori starts to bleed. Lori knows what the problem is and we now know she had a c-section with Carl. She persuades Maggie to cut the baby out of her even though she knows it will kill her.

Pro:

That leads to a very moving moment between Lori and Carl as they say goodbye. Lori tells Carl to always do the right thing, even though it's so easy to do the wrong thing in this world.



Pro:

Maggie cuts along Lori’s c-section scar and within seconds Lori is dead. Maggie pulls the baby from her. There is a second when we don’t know if the baby is alive or dead, but we hear its cries and we know it’s okay.

Pro:

Carl shoots his dead mother in the head to stop her returning as a walker. This is what TWD is about.

Con:

It turns out the prisoner that Rick left outside for the walkers to kill two episodes back didn’t actually die, and it's revealed he was the one who opened the gate to let the walkers in. He and Rick scuffle for reasons. 


Pro:

Replacement black guy kills his fellow prisoner who let in the walkers and then does this. We like replacement black guy now.


Pro:

Rick is about to look for Lori and Carl when Maggie show up with the baby in her blood covered arms. Sidenote: why is she walking like she just gave birth?


Pro:

Rick knows Lori is dead.



The end.

More of this please, TWD. I need to go and cry now. Bye.

Monday, 29 October 2012

Series Dissect: The Walking Dead S03E02 – Sick


If Sex and the City was set in a prison with zombies and the girls were all dudes, sexy Latin guy would so be Carry

Okay, so I know this one is late… and I’m sorry. I had a really bad few days trying to stop my clammy fingers impairing the use of my new Samsung Galaxy S3. It was a really stressful time for me, so I know you understand.

So by now you’ve probably watched episode 3 of the new walking dead. Well I haven’t so it doesn’t exist yet. You’re going to get episode 2’s dissect and you will like it.

Imma do it Pro and Con style, as is my way.

So EAT IT!

Pro:

We immediately establish that the prison people clearly have no idea of the hell that is going on outside, as they’ve been locked up for months. Also they are not even trying to pretend to be friends, which is good. Also this guy seems like a serial killer, therefore I think he’s hot.


Pro:

Prison guys are all “This is my prison” and Rick is all “No, this is my prison”. They decide to each take a separate cell block, and in exchange for half the food supplies the prisoners have been hoarding, Rick offers to help de-walker their new cell block home.

Pro:

Rick gives the prisoners a lesson in killing walkers, e.g. aim for the head. It doesn’t take, leading to this mess:


Pro: 

Rick knows it would be easier and safer to just kill the prisoners, rather than try to live with them, as sexy Latin guy has classic serial killer looks and long hair. Lori lets him know that if he thinks he should kill them, she will support him. Super dark.

Con:

Hershel, left legless from last week’s episode, is touch and go on the death front. Also we still don’t know if he’s infected. Just die, already!


Pro:

With Hershel unable to deliver Lori's demon baby, Carol knows it will fall to her to perform a c-section (why a c-section?)when she goes into labour (or if the thing starts to eat her from the inside out), so she asks Glenn to help her catch a female walker she can practice cutting up, which leads to this necrophiliac's wetdream:


Pro:

Maggie has a touching moment where she tells her Pa that it’s okay for him to let go. She knows he’d be better off dead. Yes, Hershel, let go. Let go!

Pro:

As suspected, the prisoners are a rebellious bunch and don’t do anything Rick tells them, which leads to walker madness.One of the prisoners gets bitten and sexy Latin guy smashes his head in without hesitation, showing Rick he is a killer like his hair suggests. Sexy.

Con:

Also, this guy gets this amount screen time. Who is he again? 


Con:

Sexy Latin guy is trying to bump Rick off on the down low. Not cool sexy Latin guy.


Pro: 

Which leads to sexy eyefucking...


Pro: 

Which leads to Rick doing this. This was basically the entire point of the episode, so that we knows Rick no longer has qualms about killing his fellow man in order to survive. Shane would be so proud. Bye sexy Latin guy.


Pro: 

Rick runs after another of the prisoners and traps him outside with the walkers to feast on him. Who is this Rick? I like him. Remember when Shane would do shit like this and Rick would be the one to then save him. No one's saving this one...


Con:

Annoying kid (Lori's brat) goes to get medical supplies for Hershel on his own. Lori cares that he could have gotten hurt for some reason. 

Con:

We think Hershel might die. Alas, he doesn’t. Lori saves him.


Pro: 

Rick decides the other prisoners are good enough to live because his judgment scale is super sensitive, so he sets them up in the other cell block. 

Con:

More marriage estrangement confusion.


The end.

So we saw none of black ninja badass and her bff Andrea this week and the episode moved the story on so that we now know the group are living under a Ricktatorship. Things are still dark, but where is the intensity?

More of Zombie Prison Break next week.

Thursday, 18 October 2012

Series Dissect: The Walking Dead S03 E01: Seed


SPOILER ALERT


Moody: is it me, or has The Walking Dead suddenly become sexy?


The first episode the long (well a few months) awaited season 3 of The Walking Dead finally aired earlier this week and with it we revisited a few of our favourite friends: suspense, darkness and gore.

Like everyone with eyes, I was blown away by the first season of TWD, in every respect; the edge, the story, the impeccable effects and the fact that underlying everything was the sense of dread that sooner or later they will all become “walkers”.

Season two, which I’ve dubbed Zombie Farm, took place on… a farm full of herding zombies grazing on the human meat situation that held up there. What pissed me off about season 2 was that they killed off Shane, which was basically fifty percent of its edge.

I didn’t want S3 to become another series about the crusade of keeping “humanity” alive. I wanted a Shane-style kill or be killed attitude to engulf the group. I wanted death to rain down on them and for it to become the norm to slaughter zombies, as one would casually flick dust from one’s jacket.

So did I get what I wanted? Or has TWD S3 done the inevitable thing of laming down to cater to its increasing audience?

I’ll break it down pro and con for ya’ll.

Con:

They changed the title credits. One of the creepiest parts of the show was seeing the photos of people and being reminded of their lives before the dead walked. Now the credits features this, and gives away that the whole season will be heavily set in a prison, which may cause me to name this season’s show Zombie Prison Break.

Pro:

Carl now shoots stuff, and he’s good at it.

Con:
Carl’s new (and only since he's three years old) love interest is Hershel's daughter Beth. Boring.

Pro:
The show is set after a presumably slow winter, since no one died, and Lori is now about to pop with a baby (possibly the now dead Shane’s).

Pro:

This badass needs to feature more than the two seconds they gave her this week. She and Andrea are now BFFs. She has a samurai sword and keeps walkers as pets.

Pro:

The gang perform mass murder on some walkers after finding a prison that could be a safe place for Lori to birth. Not only do they slaughter the walkers but also on occasion you actually think they’re getting off on it.

Pro: 

This face

Pro:

Zombies wearing helmets. This kind of feels like we’ve just entered a new level of a videogame where the zombies are now harder to kill.

Pro:

Rick pulls the face off a walker. Gore. Classic. Faceless chic.

Con:
Rick and Carl are now angry with Lori for reasons that aren’t clear. Either they’re really slow and have just realised the baby may not be Ricks, or something has happened during the winter. Anyway there’s tension.

Pro: 

Lori might have a zombie walker baby inside her that wants to eat its way out. This would be awesome. MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

Con:

Weird back rub time between Daryl and Carol. Obviously there will be some exploration of these two hooking up. Clearly things are desperate.

Pro:

The gang decides to enter the creepy prison for reasons.

Pro:
Hershel gets his leg chewed by a walker. Side note: He makes his girls sing to him and represents wholesomeness. I WANT HIM DEAD.

Pro:
Rick hacks off Hershel's leg with an axe to try and stop the walker infection from spreading. Rick is almost dead inside. I love it.

Con:
Then the gang are trapped in the prison surrounded by walkers. Will they escape? The first two seasons were done in such a way that we just didn’t know whether Rick would survive and it was intense. Now I have no doubt he will survive, which kind of makes this pointless.

Con:

Then these people show up. Prisoners still alive. Not more people with ambiguous intentions, I hope? Also, how have they survived?

The end.

So, darker than the inside of a pig’s belly, but do we care about these people anymore? 

I Can’t wait for next week to see if old man pray-a-lot dies and whether Lori needs to perform a Prometheus style c-section. So I guess I’m hooked already.

Check back for next week's TWD Series Dissect.